The Mighty Brown Eye

Listen. Hear that?

Brrraaaaaaaaaap

Is it you, O’ wise one?

What do you have to say?

Brrraaaa Bra Brraaaaaaaaaap

Yes, yes… I understand

Though your breath is stinky, your words are wise

Brap Braaaaaaaaaaaaa

Truer words have never been spoken

You are an inspiration to us all, O’ smelly brown one

Is there anything else?

Here, let me pull my finger

BRAAAAAAAA BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Oh! Are you angry my lord?

Have I displeased you?

I ate chili and cabbage as you instructed

Please do not smite me

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

Those are words to live by

You give my life meaning

Without you I would be lost

Braaap