Wednesday, October 11, 2006

The Mighty Brown Eye


Listen. Hear that?

Brrraaaaaaaaaap


Is it you, O’ wise one?

What do you have to say?


Brrraaaa Bra Brraaaaaaaaaap


Yes, yes… I understand

Though your breath is stinky, your words are wise


Brap Braaaaaaaaaaaaa


Truer words have never been spoken

You are an inspiration to us all, O’ smelly brown one

Is there anything else?

Here, let me pull my finger


BRAAAAAAAA BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP


Oh! Are you angry my lord?

Have I displeased you?

I ate chili and cabbage as you instructed

Please do not smite me


Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap


Those are words to live by

You give my life meaning

Without you I would be lost


Braaap

5 comments:

Intolerant said...

WOW! Now that's cool man. You actually had a conversation with John Kerry!

Dr. Sausage T. McPussywaffle said...

John Kerry? I thought that was a conversation with Colon Powell... Ba dum bump!

Lexcen said...

In Australia, the expression is talking out of you arse.

Jenafear said...

Intol's comment made me laugh aloud. O wise ass.

SaM-GiRL said...

LOL! very cute! it made MY day.