Why Are Blacks Afraid of Dogs?

(^^^Possible overdose?^^^)

I've noticed throughout the years that blacks are extremely afraid of dogs and small harmless cats. Me, being a subject matter expert, feel the need to try to explain this (I’m not really a subject matter expert, but it sounds good, doesn’t it?).

Was it because whites sic'd dogs on slaves when they didn’t act right or do what they were told? Or is it for the simple reason they see dogs as competition for free food and housing?

I say nay, it goes deeper than this. Let us go back. Back before "blacks" were known as "blacks" but were known simply as, "That dirty thing over there drinking cow blood and wallowing in zebra urine”.

Way back when in Africa, blacks lived by the motto: "obooka kukannaka ugg muufa ooofafa obaawatu" (translated), "He, who outruns the lion doesn’t die". Survival of the fittest was the name-of-the-game.

Africans (or, “blacks” as is more common these days) never had many actual pets in Africa. They either ate them, sacrificed them to some obscure spear-chucker god, or simply ran from them (as they do now). Some have even made a career out of the whole running thing (ie: Track and Field… Carl Lewis, Gail Devers, Jesse Owens, Marion Jones, Jackie Joyner Kersee, George Poage, John Baxter Taylor… need I go on?)).

I'm very happy with this outcome. I urge any single white female to own a large breed dog. Preferably an English Mastiff (all bark & no bite) or a Pit Bull (all bite & no bark) or else you will be viciously raped by a darky.

So, I ask you;

DO YOU HAVE A DARKY DETECTOR?

GET YOURS TODAY!!!