“Why?” you ask…
-He can fly
-He saves the world on a regular basis
-He's not dead
-He's faster than a speeding bullet
-He can turn back time
-Screw walking on water, Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound
-He has defeated numerous villains
-He has a job
-He doesn't have a homosexual haircut or the fag sandals and robe
-He can fuck
-He has a better body
-He has a cool hair
5 comments:
Can Superman:
1. Raise the dead?
2. Turn water into wine?
3. feed a group of hundreds with a few fish and loaves of bread?
4. Heal the sick?
5. Boast that his mother was a virgin?
6. Talk to God on a regular basis?
7. Eat kryptonite for breakfast?
yeah...can he?
uh...Lex? Aren't you a self proclaimed atheist?!
OK ok ok, I do prefer the blue body stocking and a red cape - better than smelly sandals and caftan.
Can Jesus get a Super'Boner? I think not.
Lex: As for raising the dead, if you remember in Superman I, he brought Lois Lane back to life by spinning the earth backwards. Remember?
Superman is no hippie...
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