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I am now completely bored with porn. I've watched too much, looked at too much, listened to too much. There's just too much porn.

There's soft-core, hardcore, X and XXX. There's blondes, brunettes, redheads, blonde-on-blonde, blonde-on-brunettes, and blonde-on-redheads. I've seen fucking, fisting, fingering, felching, and too much foreplay.

Oh, there’s blowjobs, handjobs, and rimjobs. There's chicks with dicks, chicks with strap-ons, and chicks who love chicks. I can't watch anymore dildos, vibrators, buttplugs, anal beads, love swings, whips, chains, handcuffs, or gags.

I will miss big tits, big asses, long legs, and dick sucking lips. I never really understood foot fetish, leather fetish, toilet fetish, or German scheisse videos. I did like teens, MILFs, barely legal, and over 40. There were voluptuous vixens, mature amateurs, bodacious bods, sexy swingers, and horny housewives. I liked drunk bitches, college bitches, dominatrix bitches, and just plain bitches.

Who didn't like nurses, maids, military, schoolgirls, and cheerleaders? I saw fit girls, fat girls, fashion models, and models of the day. I read Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler, High Society, Cherri, Oui, Score, and Gallery.

And there's solo, one-on-one, 3-somes, and orgies. There's black, white, Asian and lovely Latinas.

There was nude celebs, nude models, nudists, and non-nude. I gazed at Danni Ashe, Alisha Class, Jenna Jameson and Jenna Haze. What about Veronica Vanoza, Veronica Zemonova, Silvia Saint, and Sonja Silva? And don't forget Jordan and Ginger Lynn, Christy Canyon and Raven.

I will miss them all. But right now, I'd rather watch Terminator 2: Judgment Day or Formula-1 racing on the Speed Channel ©.